"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."
this is painfully russian
You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:
And my all-time favorite:
You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.
too risky man
just cus it’s baljeet
ah I can’t risk it this year will be my final finals
-Back In The Day
-90’s cartoons were the best!!
- I feel so old though XD
-But whats the name of the show with the girls with the pink and purple hair because i forgot!
Puffi Ami Yumi. Is that 90’s? that seems a little more recent than that.
“let me hide the body”
If that isn’t motherly love what is
I most certainly hope SHE KNOWS WHAT BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS
what is happening here